Hoping the Brexit vote was a protest vote, not a racist one

The only positive I hope from this is that the Brexit vote was a protest vote.

So I’m hoping the majority of ‘leavers’ aren’t siding with Farage, they don’t care about Boris – they just want to say Fuck You to all politicians and leaders.

This is probably the first and only time that the entire population have been given a protest vote. This is not a choice between one dodgy politician or another politician. This is not choosing between Trump or Clinton.

This is a chance to say fuck you to every single party. This is fuck you to the leaders of both the Conservative and Labour parties.

When this chance comes along – you don’t care about the consequences. You don’t care if the ‘leave’ campaign is spouting lies, you don’t care about the doom spouted by the ‘remain’ campaign. You just want a chance to say fuck you. You know the system is wrong and this is the only tool you’ve got to say so.

I certainly respect the people who protest for what they believe in. Perhaps I’m wrong for thinking all the pensioners don’t care about the consequences. Perhaps they know better than me that the pain of leaving is worth it.

There are some heart felt comments from leavers, not based on the crap spouted by the leave campaign, in this blog post Dear Brexiteer. What we need you to do now.:

“I voted leave , There its out there .. I trusted DC to come back from Brussels with a list of pledges that would let us have some tools to work with to make me feel that improvements could be made to the way we live..
Be it a better NHS ,Schools ,social care services,security. ..
He came back with nothing and nothing was offered .. in fact we were told that it would never change..
So people who have had enough like myself and 17 million others voted with our feet in the only way we know .. a very British revolt ..
Now we are being called racist and xenophobic but this is just so untrue for the masses.. we just need change .
The EU is a broken antique of a monster that isn’t up to listening to the working classes..
We have been called inward looking but again that is not true. . I concider myself Global I want to be able to talk with anyone across the world’s economy. .
Things will never be the same again and for that I feel that my cross mattered.
The first time I think the working class has ever mattered…”

So I hope when all the dust settles that we’re all still willing to tell Farage and Johnson to go fuck themselves (I’m pretty sure not many people care about what Gove says).

Jupyter on Windows with Chocolatey

Install Python

This is a quick post (and will probably be outdated quickly), but it took me a while to get it correct.

I wanted to install Jupyter on Windows. The recommeded route is via Anaconda but I like to use Chocolatey the Windows package manager as much as possible.

I used Chocolatey to install Python package (currently v3.5.1). Assuming you’ve installed Chocolatey already, run as administrator:

choco install python -y

This installs python to C:\ProgramData\chocolatey\lib\python3\tools. It also installs python.exe and pip.exe to C:\ProgramData\chocolatey\bin.

As long as you have C:\ProgramData\chocolatey\bin in your PATH then you should be able to run python and pip immediately.

Install PIP (hint: it’s already installed)

Note that pip gets automatically installed when you install python – nothing extra is required.

You can get led astray here by an official guide which suggests having to download and run ez_setup.py.

Don’t do this.

There is also confusingly a Chocolatey PIP package. Again don’t install this.

Otherwise you might end up here.

Running PIP packages

Because we’re using Chocolatey, the installation doesn’t follow the recommended installation for Jupyter.

The main thing is that you need to add the python Scripts directory to your PATH. Add this:

C:\ProgramData\chocolatey\lib\python3\tools

to your PATH.

Install Jupyter

Run as administrator:

pip install jupyter

This will install a jupyter.exe file into the Scripts directory. If that directory is in your PATH, then you should be able to directly run jupyter commands.

Create a Jupyter notebook

Jupyter runs inside the browser but installs files and all the save data in the directory that you run the jupyter command from.

mkdir jupyter
cd jupyter
jupyter notepad

If everything is working that will open up your browser at http://localhost:8888/.

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Lock Stock Pomodoros

I give you http://pom.ianchanning.com. Pomodoros with a Lock Stock film quote at the end of each one.

I’m a little obsessive about timers (see bottom) and the other pomodoro timers I’ve tried failed on different counts.

I’ve tried to cram everything I find useful about a timer.

Firstly spacebar to start/stop. The timer should be something that sits in the background and requires minimal attention. So a quick ctrl+tab to get the the pomodoro tab and then hit space and then back to your work.

Secondly the timer appears in the title bar and it appears first. Then you can easily see that it’s running so that you can still see the timer when you have lots of tabs open.

Thirdly there’s a start and stop. Possibly this flies against what a Pomodoro timer should do. However any timer I have I want to be able to start/stop/reset. That’s just what a timer should do, it’s annoying if it doesn’t.

Fourthly the timer has to notify you properly when the pomodoro finishes. This is achieved through a buzzer and a browser notification. Notifications sometimes don’t work or you don’t see them so you need the buzzer backup. Sorry IE folks your browser is still terrible and can’t handle the Javascript Notifications and I can’t be bothered to fix it when it’s just for a personal project.

Fifthly a count of the pomodoros is useful to know how many you cranked out in the day.

Sixthly, a bit of browser responsiveness goes a long way.

And that’s it. No more please.

Well except I needed to put something in the notification so I jazzed things up with quotes from Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. If you can’t take the ‘c’ word at least once then this timer is not for you.

For those who got this far. I started with the most basic timer I could think of that still had a simple start-stop mechanism. Then after staring at the jquery code I’d copied I realised I could make a generic jquery ticker function. So I can tick 25 minutes down and then tick the pomodoro count up 1 each time. The rest is a codged together front end on top of that.

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Scrum unsucked

[Photo credit: darkmatter]

I’ve been reading into Scrum closer recently and it just seems like a horrible corruption of an inspirational idea, that could much more easily be integrated into normal project practices.

Agile

I love the agile principles. I’m repeating them here for my own benefit, I like a good list as much as the next.

  1. Customer satisfaction by rapid delivery of useful software
  2. Welcome changing requirements, even late in development
  3. Working software is delivered frequently (weeks rather than months)
  4. Working software is the principal measure of progress
  5. Sustainable development, able to maintain a constant pace
  6. Close, daily cooperation between business people and developers
  7. Face-to-face conversation is the best form of communication (co-location)
  8. Projects are built around motivated individuals, who should be trusted
  9. Continuous attention to technical excellence and good design
  10. Simplicity—the art of maximizing the amount of work not done—is essential
  11. Self-organizing teams
  12. Regular adaptation to changing circumstances

Each principle makes sense, even if, perhaps, it isn’t attainable.

Their manifesto is harder to figure out, but still has a great aspirational feel to it.

We value this Over this
Individuals and interactions Processes and tools
Working software Comprehensive documentation
Customer collaboration Contract negotiation
Responding to change Following a plan

However importantly note that the second column is still valued, but just not as much as the first.

Scrum

Now read the Scrum Guide™ (TM!). Scrum just seems like a conversion of agile concepts into sucky word project management.

I realised I’d already got it wrong with what a sprint was – I thought it was two weeks work. They suggest that it should be a month’s worth of work – which makes sense, but why not just call it a month’s worth of work – or if it’s going to be less just call it an increment.

Anyway I read through the Scrum Guide and here’s my unsucked version of their main concepts.

Scrum Guide™ Unsucked agile guidelines™
The Scrum Team The Team
The Product Owner The Client
The Development Team The Developers
The Scrum Master The Project Manager
The Sprint The Sprint (it isn’t actually that bad a word) / Increment
Sprint Planning Planning
Daily Scrum Talk
Sprint Review Sprint Update
Sprint Retrospective Sprint Review
Scrum Artifacts Documents
Product Backlog Issues
Sprint Backlog Sprint Issues
Increment Completed Issues
Artifact Transparency Simplification
Definition of “Done” Happy Client

Can I have a word…

Scrum style

“Shall we go over the Sprint Review later? I’m not convinced that the Product Backlog contains all that we require for the definition of done. The Daily Scrum this morning wasn’t great as the Scrum Master had to get the Development Team to better explain their progress to The Product Owner. We need to make the Sprint Backlog artifact more transparent as The Product Owner feels we haven’t followed what we agreed at the last Sprint Retrospective.”

vs sane

“Shall we go over the Sprint update later? I’m not convinced that the issues contain all that we require for the client to be happy. The talk this morning wasn’t great as the Project Manager had to get the developers to better explain their progress to the business. We need to simplify the Sprint’s issues as the client feels we haven’t followed what we agreed at the last Sprint review.”

Please let the first type of conversation cease.